Doctor Square: "I've got a story to tell you. It is about the Hash Slinging Slasher".
Grandpa Sat: "I do not like the looks of him."
Chrystella: "Neither do i."
Rocketboy: "Tell us the story!".
Doctor Square: "Years ago, at this very tower. The Galactic Council became so popular that they found this henchbot and made him a new member. Yeah, that's just the beginning of the story."
Everyone: "TELL US THE STORY!"
Doctor Square: "Alright, alright, I'll continue it. Then, one night, while he was cutting the wires, it happened".
Rocketboy: "He routed the wires."
Chrystella: "He forgot to wash his hands".
Grandpa Sat: "He stole the wires for himself".
Doctor Square "No, he electrocuted his own hand by mistake. And as a result of this, his hand was AMPUTATED!
Rocketboy: "You know that there are hands in stock, right?"
Doctor Square: "He didn't have much money for a new hand."
Doctor Square: "So he didn't get one!"
Doctor Square: "And then he replaced his hand with a rusty chainsaw. Enraged at his failure, he ran out. But then he got hit by a PASSING HOTROD CARAVAN! And then at his funeral, he was fired because he quitted. So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Maron Tower to reek his horrible vengenace".
Chrystella: "Tonight's Tuesday night!"
Doctor Square: "Then he'll be coming..."
Grandpa Sat: "How will we know his arrival".
Doctor Square: "There are three signs that will signal the approach of the Hash Slinging Slasher".
Doctor Square: "First, the light at Maron Tower will flicker on and off".
Doctor Square: "Next, you will get a box from a postman, but there is nothing in it".
Doctor Square: "And finally, The Hash Slinging Slasher arrives in the "Ghost" of the Hotrod Convoy that ran him over!" Then he exits the Hotrod and crosses the road without looking out for passing hotrod caravans, because he's already DEAD! Then, he taps on the window with his grizzly chainsaw hand".
Doctor Square: "He opens the door, EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Doctor Square: "He slowly approaches the COUNTER!"
Doctor Square: "And you what he does next?"
Doctor Square: "You really want to know?"
Doctor Square: "Are you sure you want to know?"
Everyone "WHAT, WHAT, WHAT DOES HE DO!?"
Doctor Square: "HE GETS YOU!"
Everyone screams and runs away.